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  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it

god-yes-sherlock:

a-creepy-wholockian:

shisno:

daughter-of-the-stars:

"You hit like a girl," the strong female character says

"Stop being such a girl," the strong female character says

"Man up," the strong female character says

"Shut the fuck up," I whisper

#stop using my gender as an insult

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baesitter:

single mom

ep mom

album mom

investings:

if I have to fight for your attention I probably won’t even want it anymore

sir-hathaway:

gymleaderkyle:

colorfulkesha:

OMFG I CANT WAIT

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Who the hell did her hair because its amazing

deducecanoe:

dontbearuiner:

blackestglass:

- You’re right.
- I’m always right.

#oh my god i need so much for them to be happy together forever #why could we never have this ship? #why do so many people completely object to the idea #of this gorgeous self confident fat woman #who owns her sexuality and her nerdiness and takes shit from no one and possesses her brilliance full stop #ending up with this equally gorgeous incredibly built and charming black man #who is flawed and scarred but so strong #who is sexually powerful and adventurous and free #but loves this woman whole heartedly with every ounce of his soul #she is his god given solace #he finds peace and home in her #she finds strength and safety and comfort in him #but all i ever hear is ‘BUT THEIR FRIENDSHIP IS PERFECT WHY WOULD YOU MESS WITH THAT’ #’GOD WHY CAN NO ONE JUST LET A WOMAN AND A MAN BE PLATONIC IT DOESN’T HAVE TO BE ROMANTIC’ #like jesus christ i never said anything about invalidating their incredible beautiful friendship #i friendship them to hell and back #but i ALSO would love to see them bone and move in together and get married and be sickeningly #in love and perfect for the rest of their lives together #i just sideeye the objections to them so much #because it often seems to come at least a little rooted from a place of #a) don’t put the black man and white woman together #b) don’t put the fat woman with the built conventionally beautiful man #and c) but why ship het when he can be shipped with a dude #and whatever that third one ship what you want #AND I WILL SHIP THIS UNTIL MY DEATHBED absentlyabbie)

I DON’T EVEN WATCH THIS SHOW AND I SHIP IT LIKE FEDEX.

(I sincerely thought it was canon, tbh.)

She’s fat and he’s hot. That’s why it didn’t happen.

It’s Monday again. Do you need a pick-me-up? Have some hilarious quotes from The Lego Movie. You’re welcome and everything is awesome.

swornswans:

bralpha:

bralpha:

so yesterday i got home from my best friend’s birthday party and thirty seconds later my sister comes into my room and asks me if i can keep a secret and i said it depends and she pulled a fucking cat out from behind her back and i was like “i think we can keep this between us”

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his name is peanut and hes this country’s most precious secret 

well now 171 people know about this you had one job

johanandersenspelvis:

it’s okay to enjoy disney movies with same-face female character design.

as long as you are aware that disney is consistently producing female characters with the same facial structures for a reason — on the basis that they have to look “pretty” and thus presenting a one-face beauty standard.

you don’t have to apologize for liking tangled or frozen or wanting to see big hero six but please do not defend same-face character design there is no excuse

legalmexican:

what a beautiful day to stay indoors

thatsmoderatelyraven:

intestinal-juices:

thatsmoderatelyraven:

RIP in peace Tara Reid’s left hand

R.I.P. stands for Rest in Peace. You just said Rest in Peace in Peace. Stop.

RIP in peace this person’s sense of humor

despairnaegami:

personasanta:

does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things

sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder

The problem with depression is

lifeaccordingtohan:

-You know you’ll be ok, but you still feel awful.
-You know people love you, but it doesn’t feel like they do.
-You know doing something will make you feel better, but you just don’t know how to.
-You want to be well, but you just can’t seem to get there.

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