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aloofpudding:

i did a thing.

creepy-rainbow-pasta:


A UFO caught on tape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

…go home

creepy-rainbow-pasta:

A UFO caught on tape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

…go home

mama-bird:

coffeeandklonopin:

coffeeandklonopin:

carpe diem - seize the day

carpe noctem - seize the night

carpe natem - seize the ass

Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.

carpe collum - seize the neck

chrysantheb0mb:

if yr sick of our entire culture taking cheap shots at young girls, raise yr hand sword
store || art blog || commission infoplease do not remove credit!

chrysantheb0mb:

if yr sick of our entire culture taking cheap shots at young girls, raise yr hand sword

store || art blog || commission info
please do not remove credit!

catsbeaversandducks:

I love her comics.

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

no-this-is-jarod:

public school dress code

no-this-is-jarod:

public school dress code

theremina:

I’m just gonna go ahead and start responding to any and all pleas for advice with that line. I’m gonna make that a thing.

theremina:

I’m just gonna go ahead and start responding to any and all pleas for advice with that line. I’m gonna make that a thing.

blindbeards0llux:

no mom im not a “shrek fan” im a brogre

Get to know your host, with this list of the most!

theconsofbeingawallweed:

  1. A book you read for a movie

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151 Of THE Most Random Questions

elijahmccutcheon:

1. What’s your favorite music genre?
2. What color are your underwear at this moment?
3. Do you like Beyoncé?
4. Do you use emojis? (The Apple emojis not those ghetto ass great value emojis)
5. What are you doing right now?
6. Do you like any YouTubers?
7. If so who?
8. Do you have any pets?
9. Do you have any siblings?
10. Who do you live with?
11. Tumblr wife and hubby? (It doesn’t matter if you’re straight. Guys have guy crushes too. Don’t lie.)
12. How old are you?
13. Where are you from?
14. If you moved away from where you said in #13, where do you love now? Of you haven’t moved, say hi!
15. iPhone or Android?
16. Name of your best GUY friend?
17. Name of your best GIRL friend? (Not to be confused with girlfriend. They’re completely different.)
18. Can you twerk?
19. Do you haz the booty?
20. Do people from your school/work/personal/private life know about your blog?
21. Go look at your top follower in the past month on your tumblr activity page. Who is it?
22. Favorite song at the moment?
23. Have you ever self-harmed?
24. Have you ever been bullied?
25. Have you ever kissed anyone?
26. Do you prefer hugs or kisses?
27. Do you prefer Christmas or your Birthday?
28. Demi Lovato or Ariana Grande?
29. Nicki Minaj or Iggy Azalea?
30. How are you?
31. What’s your dream job?
32. Do you have a crush on someone?
33. Would you date one of your followers?
34. Do you speak any other languages than English? (I assume you speak English. If not sorry I love you 5ever)
35. Have you watched Orange Is The New Black?
36. Favorite movie at the moment?
37. Do you like show tunes?
38. Have you ever seen a musical?
39. Can play any instruments?
40. Can you sing?
41. Can you draw?
42. Favorite thing about yourself?
43. Favorite subject/class?
44. Have you ever been liked by someone and you had no feelings for them whatsoever?
45. Are you/Have you ever been involved in student government?
46. Have you see been in a fight?
47. Are you a B***h?
48. Have you ever hit anyone?
49. Have you ever done anything that you found funny but everyone thought it was totally wrong?
50. Do you have any tattoos?
51. Do you want any(more) tattoos?
52. Do you have any piercings?
53. Do you want any(more) piercings?
54. When’s the last time you cried?
55. Who was your latest phone all?
56. Who was your latest text?
57. Are you thinking about someone right now?
58. Have you ever been in love?
59. When’s your bedtime?
60. Do you sneak food into the movie theatre?
61. Can you tell a funny story?
62. Current celebrity (E list to A list) you’re obsessed with?
63. Are you irritated with something?
64. What’s your favorite color?
65. Can you dance?
66. What’s one body part you hate?
67. What color is your room?
68. Do you like Long Distance Relationships?
69. heheee
70. Are you sarcastic?
71. Are you dramatic?
72. Are you rude?
73. Do you get hurt easily?
74. Had someone hurt you recently?
75. Do you yell a lot?
76. Top 3 turn ons?
77. Top 3 turn offs?
78. Biggest pet peeve?
79. Favorite candy?
80. Favorite brand of gum?
81. Favorite food?
82. Ever made someone cry?
83. Do you have any secrets?
84. Latest lie you’ve told?
85. Nicest thing you’ve ever done?
86. Last video you watched on YouTube?
87. How many bars of WiFi do you have right now?
88. Is your phone in 12 hour or 24 hour time? (Do you haz the am/pm)
89. What percentage is your battery at?
90. Last message you regret sending?
91. Have you ever had your toenails or fingernails painted?
92. Weirdest habit?
93. Funniest joke?
94. Have you had your wisdom teeth removed?
95. When’s your birthday?
96. Have you ever gotten goosebumps listening to a song?
97. Do you classify Pluto as a planet?
98. Have you ever been hunting?
99. Have you ever been fishing?
100. Have you ever drank alcohol?
101. Do you put on your shoes; “sock sock shoe shoe” or “sock shoe sock shoe”?
102. Follower with the weirdest blog URL?
103. Follower with the weirdest blog title?
104. If you were a crayon would you want to be Crayola or RoseArt?
105. Do you think beats are worth the money?
106. What sized bed do you have?
107. Do you like lemonade? If so pink or yellow?
108. Weirdest pair of underwear?
109. Have you ever bought YouTuber merchandise?
110. How much cash do you have on you right now?
111. Do you have a song on your phone you ALWAYS skip but you have it because you got it for free? If so what is it?
112. Top 10 recently used emojis?
113. Can you cook?
114. How many apps do you have on your phone? (It’s in your settings)
115. How many songs do you have on your phone?
116. On a scale of 1 to Solange Knowles, how violent are you?
117. On a scale of 1 to Solange Knowles, how ignored are you in today’s society?
118. On a scale from Solange Knowles to Beyoncé, how much are you the favorite child?
119. Ever pretended to be someone or something you’re not JUST to impress someone?
120. Do you play sports?
121. Do you watch sports?
122. Do you complain a lot?
123. Most used app?
124. Do you use the alarm clock on your phone?
125. Are you a virgin?
126. What color is your hair?
127. What color are your eyes?
128. What’s your ethnicity?
129. Do you love yourself?
130. Do you like Hotels or Motels better? (Hotel: when you walk outside your room you are NOT outside, Motel: when you walk outside your room you ARE outside.)
131. Are you in/were you ever in any school clubs?
132. Favorite shape?
133. Do you have glow in the dark underwear?
134. Jean shorts? Jorts? Yes or no?
136. Were you stylish as a kid?
137. Have you showered?
138. Have you brushed your teeth?
139. What do you sleep in?
140. When you sleep where is your head?
141. Can you understand any other language than English (again I assume you understand English. If not I love you 5ever.)
142. Have you ever had a REALLY BAD breakup?
143. Do you have dimples?
144. Have you ever done drugs?
145. Do you wanna kiss someone right now?
146. Do you think iPhones are bought JUST because they’re an iPhone?
147. Type 147 if you actually cared enough to read down this far. Lol
148. What’s your nickname?
149. What’s something you HATE being called?
150. Did it take a while to type these questions out?
151. Ask your own question. I’ll love you 5ever 💙

femalefederals:

"if she didn’t want those nudes released, she wouldn’t have taken them"

so I guess you wouldn’t mind all your friends and family seeing your smutty fanfictions and filthy text posts since you wouldn’t have made them if you didn’t want anyone to see them

bogleech:

shaving23spiders:

boozledorf:

yufeelme:

don’t trust anyone with a strong negative opinion on rap music

I sense a contradiction in terms.

“Music” implies change in some sort of pitch.  ”Rap” implies a lack thereof.  Therefore, “Rap music” is an oxymoron.  If you remove the “oxy”, you get the kind of people that like rap music.

Hey dude you dropped your fedora 

It’s a little white and pointed for a fedora really

blacksupervillain:

evolutia:

toneverforever:

Post racial Amerikkka

I’m so disgusted.

white people are ghouls

blacksupervillain:

evolutia:

toneverforever:

Post racial Amerikkka

I’m so disgusted.

white people are ghouls

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